So, do you have a plan as to what you'd like to do and where you'd like to go for 2009 and beyond?
Well, I'll tell you mine.
- I will give up coffee totally. Completely. Honestly. 100%.
- I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
- I will go to bed before 11pm every night.
- I will throw away all chips, cookies, chocolates, and fried foods in the house.
- I will cut down my shopping addiction.
WOW! Doesn't that sound great?
YEAH RIGHT! It doesn't sound right!
You really think I can do that?
Those are the resolutions I would actually be tempted to keep!
Why? Because, I'll feel really bad about myself thinking 'I couldn't even go two days without drinking coffee or 'it is two days into 2010 and I haven't achieved my goals'! I am thinking "Year Round," not just New Year's.
Above all else, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the arse of the person who messed up your year and may his arms be too short to scratch his arse! Have a funtabulous' 09 everybody!
*asking myself again what I do want and set another goal*
